Hilarious blog about the Twelve Days of Christmas by Rosie Amber and Terry Tyler will give you a few laughs! Enjoy!
The Twelve Days of Christmas –
by ‘Her Indoors’, Rosie Amber & Terry Tyler
On the tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me…..
Ten Lords A-Leaping…….
Don’t say anything. Honestly, just don’t. You want to know why I’m drinking the cooking sherry at five o’clock in the afternoon? I’ll tell you why. I got home from the carol service not twenty minutes ago, and what did I find? Ten flipping Hooray Henrys doing leapfrog in the garden! I reckon they’re drunk. What was the idea behind this little gift, then? Are they supposed to amuse me? Keep me entertained while I’m doing the washing up? I dread to think what’s going to happen when they lay eyes on them nine dancing ladies; we’re going to have courting couples all over the house! We’ll be knee-deep in gymnastic toffs and high-kicking harlots! How am I going to explain…
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